WHAT THE HECK IS UP GUYS it’s me floppy I mean naimah and today I’m sharing with u SUNSHINES SHORTEST CHRISTMAS LIST EVERRR

That’s right ladies, gentlemen and forrest, THIS IS THE SHORTEST CHRISTMAS LIST I'VE EVER MADE. Prepare to have your mind blown.

Why, you may ask, is my list so short? While one could assume it’s simply because I don’t want a lot of stuff this year… c’mon man we know that’s never the case

Because of my big, warm generous heart (full of yourself much?), I’ve taken into account the consumerist idea that has consumed the concept of Christmas within America. I mean, it perpetuates the very capitalist ideals that I am so strictly against! Not only that, but normal working citizens do not get funded enough to afford pleasing the greed of others purely through trivial physical tiskets and taskets. It’s our job as a people to make an effort to battle this perception of the holiday season, bring joy to all, not just the receivers!
While there’s nothing wrong with getting gifts, we must remember what Christmas really is. Therefore, this year isn’t about how big I can make my collections… It's about caring and loving for my friends and family, and having as much fun as I can.

With all that blabber out the way, PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN!!!

XBOX ONEE

Starting off strong with my absolute BIGGEST want of the season, we have the crème de la crème of all game consoles (lie)... THE XBOX ONE!!
But this may beg the question of... Why on Earth would I want an Xbox One? It's an older console, and most newer games aren't even playable on it. And that is exactly why I want this console. You see, during my recent years I've grown a slight (huge) obssesion with old video games, ESPECIALLY those of the Twisted Pixel likeliness.
Ignoring their... horrible desicion to partner with Meta and henceforth create VR games exclusively which I'm still very upset about, this company has been the driving force to all my endeavors, because I am obsessed with their games an unwell amount.
2 games in particular matter of fact have my interest as of late... or at least the 2 games playable on the Xbox One. Splosion Man and Comic Jumper(No joke. I'm obsessed with this game), the greatest Xbox 360 releases of all time I'm fully convinced, are literally the main 2 reasons I want this console.
And I know wanting an entire console for just 2 games is dumb, but hey! Who says i can't also play other games? And plus, the controller will come in handy with exterior sources too! So... Win!!

HITCHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY FULL SERIES

Ok so I LOVE the 2003 movie, and I've been meaning to read the full book series because of it. I will be ECSTATIC if you do get this, just saying.

RAINBOW SOUR BELTS

SCREEEEEAAAAAAAMSSS I'm literally addicted to these!! And I have to be very specific about the kind I want because I need to make sure you understand the importance of not getting the Airheads kind.
This or This are great examples of the kind id like. of course, you can pick any other kind you may find online... But I'm not sure of how much I'll like it. But as always, I am grateful to have recieved it anyways!

STEAM GIFTCARD

To conclude this list, I would like to present the prospect of a Steam gift card. If you can't already tell, I love video games. Steam has a TON! Just click here and it'll bring you to the many ways you can recieve such items.
This hereby concludes my Christmas list for 2025! I hope you guys enjoyed the unique twist this one has. Have a merry Christmas, and a happy New Year! :D